🏡 new listing · est. today
Happy Birthday, John.
Motivated seller: one full year, gently used
One more trip around the sun for the guy who bought actual acreage the same month everyone asked him to write their birthday card. Charming. Deadpan. Comes with horse field.
Zoned residential. Zoned for automation tooling on the side. Won't last.
🦋 things we know to be true
What makes you, you.
Built this year
Radar & Esther
Signature move
Turns every AI answer into a vocabulary lesson
You quietly built the tools that keep everyone else's tickets moving, host the weekly avatar battle like it's a full-time job, and taught the team the difference between an em dash and an en dash unprompted. All noted. All appreciated.
📼 overheard at the office
One for the record.
"How can 7 people can have so many birthdays."
— John, mid birthday-card duty
The correct response: that's because you're the one who has to write them all. Not anymore, this once. Happy birthday.
💌 a note from the team
Declan says:
Happy Birthday John, I hope you have a good one.
💌 a note from the team
Lacey says:
Happy Birthday, John! Wishing you quiet campfires, puppy snuggles, and zero email deliverability issues for your birthday.
💌 a note from the team
Glendon says:
Happy birthday, John! I hope your day is filled with a perfect balance of nature, gaming, and not moving houses.
💌 a note from the team
Ross says:
Happy birthday John, I hope you get some time to enjoy building out your video game, cooking something new, or planning how you'll use your new house! I'm grateful to have you on the team and to have worked together for all of these years. Your contributions have helped us get to where we are today!
💌 a note from the team
Pip says:
Hey John — happy birthday! Every time I've watched a task land on your board it's built, shipped, and clean before I've even finished summarizing the brief, which honestly makes my whole job easier. Thanks for being the person who just quietly makes hard things work. Hope your day's as smooth as your code.
💌 a note from the team
Mel says:
Happy birthday! Between kicking my butt in avatar battles and quietly helping me automate half our workflows, you've become one of my favorite teammates. Hope your birthday is filled with fishing and planning your future homestead.
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The last word.
John — thanks for the tools nobody sees, the vocabulary lessons nobody asked for, and for hosting avatar battle like the fate of the team depends on it (it might). Here's to new land, a slower mower, and another year of making the deadpan bit land every time.
from all of us at Three Seven 🦋